Lucky Charms?

Dere lassie,
parden my spellin but i am only 3 an my ownr does not read with me much. i hve a problum. my ownr insists on puttin these funni charms on my neklace. one has my name and fone numbr which is ok but the othr one has some guy on it holding animals. sum sort of person in a cherch. i dunno who he is or why i am waring it. anyway, the problum is that the too charms make a lot of clinging and clanging win i walk. mom saz she likes it but all the udder dogs laff at me. this won dog in my nayborhood starts barking befor i even get in frunt of hiz howse becuz he hears me coming. plz help!
sinzerly, 
Oliver Lee Green

Dear Oliver Lee Green,

Is this the guy? If it is, then you have a picture of Saint Francis. He is the protector of animals. The pope (leader of the Roman Catholic church) has taken the name Francis after this man. The tag is to protect you. To stop the clanging noise, write something to your owner telling them to take off your name tag and embroider your name and number on your necklace. Since 1 tag doesn't have anything to clang with, the other dogs shouldn't laugh at you. If they don't stop, then report it to Saint Francis and they will stop. The dog that barks won't hear you coming anymore. I'll tell your owner to make sure she gets it.

Love, Lassie

Dear Ms.Green,

I would like to inform you of the unhappiness of your awesome dog, Oliver. He does not like his tags because they clang. The other dogs laugh at him and one dog barks because he can hear Oliver coming before he sees him. Oliver wants to tell you that his name tag should be taken off and the information embroidered on his collar. (My idea.) I made sure to tell him who the guy holding animals on the other tag is, too. I said that tag was of Saint Francis, the patron saint of animals, and he would protect him. If the rude dogs continue to laugh at him, I said to report it to Saint Francis, but maybe you could talk to their owners, too. Please help Oliver stop clanging and get that embroidered collar! It's safer, too, that way his name tag can't fall off and get lost.

Love, Lassie